Let's see. What stinks? Alaska emerging from the ice in spring surely does. Or Limburger cheese. How about the mudflats on a hot day? There are, of course, various and sundry scatological possibilities that good taste and leery editors prevent me from itemizing.
Oh, and then there are the results from the District 15 GOP primary election, which pitted Rep. Gabrielle LeDoux against challenger Aaron Weaver. The stench from the outcome is magnificently, blatantly bad — backwater Louisiana bad — even rising to the level of crawfish left broiling for a week or so in a sun-baked bucket. It is a stench usually smelled only in Third World cesspools — and Chicago.